Hello hello!
Aliu here! I would like you to meet someone. She is my soon-to-be girlfriend — Ebun. I pray she agrees to be my girl. She is so pretty. Ebun has white teeth and dark chocolate skin.
I am sure you would like to know how we met! I met her through our big brother, Hakeem. Apparently, she is his niece.
Ebun just completed her HND program at Ibadan Polytechnic and is preparing for her NYSC. Her uncle, Brother Hakeem, mentioned that she was looking for a way to make some money since the ASUU strike was being prolonged and her institution was not ready to send out their names for call-up.
I met Ebun some days after the conversation with her uncle and quickly saw that she was a focused young lady. I thought she was a good fit to become a MAX Champion, so I referred her to us — the yellow people.
Yes, me too sef, I am also a yellow person.
I referred her to become a Champion at MAX and MAX decided to train her to ride a Keke instead of an Okada as we thought. Ebun was so happy that she could not stop dancing for days — okay, hours — after she got the news.
With the MAX Keke, she could accommodate more passengers and earn more in a shorter amount of time. She is super proud and is catching on well with her driving lessons.
Here comes MAX Champion Ebun! The yellow shine of the Keke will so compliment her dark chocolatey skin. A beauty!
Wait small, there’s extra gist.
Did I tell you that MAX gave me some change because I brought Ebun to join us? They gave me money o!
Guess what I used the money for?
As a sharp guy, I asked Ebun on a date and took her to Agodi to enjoy.
I also think Ebun likes me too. I caught her smiling and looking at me when I wasn’t looking.
I am still figuring out how I will ask her to be my girlfriend. Should I wait until I rent an apartment?
What do you think? Do you have any ideas?
“I am happy sha”. Because thanks to MAX, I have earned Ebun’s respect.
“Ahn Ahn! Ebun and Aliu, MAX Champions of Life”.
What will our hashtag be? #EB2022 or #Aleb2022?
We are open to suggestions, please. “Wait, we?”
She hasn’t agreed yet. I mean, I am open to suggestions.
That’s all today, dear readers. I hope to bring good news regarding this matter when I write to you next. Wish me luck.
Until then,
Your favourite MAX Champion,
Aliu.
